Faster than run-away spending!
More powerful than the Senate Majority!
Able to load mountains of wasteful pork into every bill.
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. It's Socialist-man!

Yes, it's Socialist-man - strange visitor from the far left of the planet. He came to Washington with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.

He's drinking beer with the adverage man while cleverly disguised as a bipartisan, opened-minded leader of our great nation. All the while fighting the never ending battle for bigger goverment, and a new American Way. Socialist-man, the all powerful "Uber- being" who comes preaching change, while chanting YES, I CAN!

Wear him proudly. ORDER NOW!